Sometime this week, the Balabusta and Groomra will be going to get a marriage license.
We have to appear, in person, at the County Clerk-Recorder's office in Oakland, with ID demonstrating that we are over eighteen, and are male and female (1 each, created he them).
Ethically, I have issues with the fact that we still need to be male and female (I mean, WE are, and I'm happy with that, but that everyone needs to be...oy. I mean that it annoys me that the state of California will not issue a marriage license for a same-sex couple,) but at the same time, it makes me smile that we need to show up in a pair like a couple of creatures about to get on the ark.
I explained this to the fella, and then added "And we give them our $84, and they give us a marriage license."
"Oh," said the fella. "I thought you were going to say that we give them $84 and they give us two of every animal."
In an apartment this size, maybe not the best idea.
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Mazal Tov on the license thing. No blood test?
By the way, its was only pairs of the treifa animals. Check your bereishit -- Noach had seven of each of the kosher animals.
Well, you can't eat people...so does that make us trayf? No, no blood test in California any more.
>>so does that make us trayf?<<
I don't know about you, but I lack the necessary split hooves, and no matter how hard I try, I can't chew my cud.
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