Sunday, January 11, 2009

From Roseanne

Remember how Roseanne was in the JPost for calling Israel a Nazi state? Well, Roseanne isn't just a hater. She has a detailed peace plan:

israel must make alliances with the vatican and with Islam. Israel must rebuild
the temple and stay within its own borders. Israel must treat its labor party as
a democratic labor party for WORKERS instead of for Israeli's. that will change
everything---there is no real religious problem, there is only a labor
problem...the palestinians are the suppliers of israel's labor, and they want
decent living conditions and a living wage. there is no other issue in the
problem...i have unmasked the bullshit. israel cannot afford the religious bs
any longer. god demands they make peace and not war. god demands jews to give up
hatred and seperatism and become citizens of the world! god demands that the
israelis who are of european tribal descent step down, and be correctly replaced
in government by tribal sephardic jews who have lived in peace with arabs for
thousands of years. god demands this, according to jeremiah the prophet. read
his words. the torah is demanding unity and synthesis of all ways of thinking
about god. unity and not division for israel and the world. israel wrestles god
down to earth. this is the story of jacob. meditate and share and love and
trust. THAT IS WHAT IS MEANT BY ZION. zion is not a militaristic place. there
are no weapons in zion. there is no need for weapons, because justice and mercy
rule.


Roseanne also explains the nature of the divine presence:

the shekkinah is being revealed to us---she will simply eat the alien human
and then rebirth it again at a later carbon tested time or on a different
satelite that she uses for growing her babies. we gave birth to the indigo
children. their skin is greenie.



4 comments:

Friar Yid said...

What on freaking earth?

israel must make alliances with the vatican and with Islam.

It's built ties with the Vatican. As for Islam, even a wanna-be peacenik like me knows it's not that easy.

Israel must rebuild the temple and stay within its own borders.

I wonder which borders Roseanne is thinking of. Also, I can't believe she's on the same page as the New Sanhedrin (TM) when it comes to the Temple Mount.

god demands that the
israelis who are of european tribal descent step down, and be correctly replaced in government by tribal sephardic jews who have lived in peace with arabs for
thousands of years.


I like her attempt to pass off the Sephardim as Israel's oppressed noble savage class. I almost can't decide who's the bigger victim of European imperialism. Also, what's with the "tribal" terminology?

Roseanne's views of Zion are quite nice. Too bad she's living in the Messianic age.

You know what? When the Messiah comes and we all head back to Israel, I want to know if Roseanne's going to be there. If she is, I think I'll stay put.

The back of the hill said...

Reading this, I can only believe that reading writing and 'rithmetic were wasted on that woman. Roseanne has flipped her bead.

Either that, or she's discovered mushrooms. Oooowee!

Anonymous said...

She's nuts!
~ Mr. Bluejeans Sr.~

The Truffle said...

Roseanne: Amazingly talented comedienne and total wack job.