I work for Martha Stewart (for another eight hours)

There used to be a recurring character in the comic strip Sylvia--The Woman Who Does Everything More Beautifully Than You.

I only bring this up, because my boss called from an amusement park yesterday to mention that he was writing a little poem for each child in his homeroom, and perhaps we other homeroom teachers would like to do something so our kids wouldn't feel less special.

I am currently writing little note cards for everyone, and cursing Jeckle.

Eight. More. Hours.